35 THINGS YOU’RE OLDER THAN IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1988

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Written By Madison Hughes

To celebrate my 35th birthday, here are 35 things I’m older than… and if you were born in or before 1988 then you’re also older than this list of delights..

(and if you don’t know what some of these things are then you’re too young and we don’t want you here k bye)

  1. The Simpsons

  2. Seinfeld 

  3. The Internet !!

  4. The Gameboy

  5. The first GPS satellite 

  6. Adobe photoshop 

  7. Playstation

  8. Microsoft office

  9. Text messages

  10. DVDs

I actually had this exact Gameboy

11. Google

12. Hubble telescope

13. Beanie Babies

14. Genetically modified food

15. USB cable

16. The UK Channel Tunnel

17. One Worldwide Plaza, NYC

18. The term “Global warming”

19. The first Pokémon game

20. Prozac

Yes, I am older than Text Messages

21. HTML

22. Digital Cameras

23. Instagram

24. Facebook

25. Stephen Hawking's book A Brief History of Time

26. International space station

27. The Louvre

28. The first ever web page

29. London Stansted Airport 

30. Carnegie hall tower 

Yes, this was the first ever web page created

31. Myspace

32. City of Palma in Brazil

33. The Human Genome Project

34. Online Dating

35. ALL Apple products

Madison Hughes
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